Monday, December 13, 2010

Monday's Missives







  • Zac has seen me cry once. He thought I was goofin' and laughed at me. He has seen me get sick once. It terrified him.




  • My 6 year old nephew just said,"Really." in answer to his mom questioning how late he stayed up last night.




  • After my really hawt friend leaned over and hugged Zac when she stood up her top was stuck up over her hips showing her lacy pink panties just above her pants. Zac reached up and tapped her tummy with his index finger and said,"I see your wunnerwears."
  • When Littlecar got smashed I screamed like a little girl.

  • The church bells blocks away are tolling as I write this in my sister's house- beautiful and will always mean home.




  • I once threatened to beat an ice cream truck operator when he parked in front of my house with the stupid music baring while I was trying to sleep when I was working nights.




  • Yes, I did.

3 comments:

Kathleen... said...

Little kids love to point out grown-ups' peeping underwear. Cuteness....bet your hawt friend blushed though!

Love today's "motivational" poster. Not. ;-)

Mango's Madness said...

The joy of raising sons.

Mango

an Donalbane said...

A grand jury of adults would no bill you for opening a can of whoopa$$ on the ice cream truck driver - those recordings are way annoying.

A jury of kids? Well, good luck...

Where do I get in line for hugs from a chick with pink lace panties? You go, Zac!