Monday's Missives

• The warning came up for a movie earlier. It said, Rated R... No need to change into clean underwear.
• When I did construction work I had a boss once who was pretty clean cut and seemed to have good hygiene- during the week. He also made a lot of money and could do anything he wanted with his free time on the weekends. His big thing to do? Absolutely nothing, the longer the weekend and the less he did the better he enjoyed himself. If it were not for remote controls he would not have even changed the channel (which would only be from one ESPN to the next anyway) He would not shave, brush his teeth, change his clothes or shower. I've been to his house on those days- disgusting. He bragged once about running his wife out of the house and throwing synthetic fiber clothes away they stunk so bad after some long holiday.
• A loose association: in the movie Navy Seals Charlie Sheens character jumps out of a Jeep and screams,  See you laterrrr!  all the way to the water. If I'm lyin' I'm dyin' this guy did that when he was younger from the back of a pickup and nearly drowned after jamming his legs 2 feet into the mud that was covered by 3 feet of water in a drought depleted lake.
• Just saw a video title that I didn't even have to watch to be suitably freaked out: How to remove a fish hook from an eyeball.
• You're welcome