Numerology

7 Computers owned in my life

1 Boat owned

0 times it was in the water- long story

1 Boat totalled in my life- longer story

? Times I've been shot at

10 Coats I own. I think that's right. Anyway- I like coats.

300 Approximate DVDs owned.

10 Of those at least I've never watched any part.

256 Posts as of 07/18/2014 scheduled to publish

3 Ford trucks I've owned

1 Camaro

I Had a Girlfriend Once...

 

 

 

 

Who was a catalog model for Dillards and Neiman Marcus.

• Last night (today is 07/30/2016) in my dreams my feet hurt as I walked. Yeah I know- That is pretty lame Kev... My point to that though is I do not normally hurt in my dreams even when shot or in a wreck or whatever. This was excruciating and real.
• OK and lame.
• Today we are heading north to the Chickasaw Nation Cultural Center.
• I literally love Oklahoma and New Mexico.
• A married and pretty friendly un American aquaintence asked me to come to her home for a birthday party while her hubby was out of town (back in their home country to be exact)- a verbal invitation which she concluded by offering me the couch- If you want to stay and all. I almost went. It was a festival time for her people and her brothers were going to kill a goat and cook out but in the end I didnt go.
• I am an oak.
• People say the best way to die would to be surrounded by your children and grandchildren and slip away as everyone says goodbye. That is lame to the Kevmeister. Others say it would be best to die in your sleep. That is literally horrifying- it just reminds me I could go to sleep now- and never wake up. I'll take my death at about 96 years of age please and I will thank you to have it served up by my 25 year old girlfriends jealous husband.

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2001 Ford mustang gt odometer: 91000title : rebuilt

I have a 2001 ford mustang gt
Car has a 4.6 with a 5 speed transmission
3.73 gears
Flowmaster dumped exhaust
Car is satin black
91-xxx miles
All murdered out from headlights to the wheels
Car is a bad mutha****er
Car does have a rebuilt title due to the whole car being vandalized. A good lesson on not to cheat on your gf
Hint why the car was painted satin black
Car is mechanically sound

Only issue is with convertible top. The switch is out. I just don't have the time any more to mess wit