Monday, October 1, 2012

Mondays Missives





  • Is it just me or does it seem like when you see a family portrait of American Mormons they're very often blond haired and blue eyed?

  • I thoroughly enjoy the show Bones but, question why they think they have to make the genius scientist who can't relate to people seem nearly retarded to get the point across.

  • If you had told me the gist of the series and read me a description of the cast of characters I would have bet the bosse(s) would be black.

  • I can make a pretty decent pizza.

  • Two words: Feta Cheese

  • I haven't watched a single episode of X Files since Mulder got killed (or whatever) off the show.

  • 100 years ago who would have guessed the mixture of caramel color,corn syrup carbonated water and various flavorings would be a multi billion dollar business?

  • Yes, I'm drinking a Dr. Pepper as I write this.

  • The choice of white trash everywhere.

  • I've never made a loaf of bread.

  • The people who sell products like Enzyte should be ashamed. It is impossible for that and similar products to work as intended and this will never change.

  • Any product that preys on human pain and feelings of inadequacy and is known to absolutely not work as advertised bothers me and I would like to see more done to shut the same down.

  • Protecting the public from such is one of the things in my opinion government can and should do well.

4 comments:

The Donald said...

The people who sell products like Enzyte should be ashamed. It is impossible for that and similar products to work as intended and this will never change.

Aww, bummer, dude - so, um, it didn't work?

I thought Dew said that stuff was 'da bomb'!
;-)

I think the lesson is to stick with proven brands you can trust, like Eberhard Faber - Guaranteed to put the lead back in your pencil.

Opus #6 said...

I'm looking at your tags, and I guess "Bones" is doing double duty.

Katy Anders said...

I don't know how Enzyte is still around.

The original product a few years back was basically the creation of a guy and his mom (seriously!) and they are both in jail now.

I have never understood whether those products were about, um, size or duration of activity or mere rigidity.

Or all three.

As it turns out, I'm on of the last people on earth who would really ever need to know that, though...

el chupacabra said...

Don- I started to Google Eberhard Faber- then I got it. Doi

Lady O- Good one.

Dear Katy- I think it boils down to size and the promotion thereof. You made me google that story: interesting I had no idea. You know lots of cool stuff (whether you need to or not).