When You Come To A Fork In The Road

don't stop to pick it up because, eew- who knows where that thing has been?

Greg Gutfeld Quotable Notable

"I became a conservative by being around liberals (at UC Berkeley) and I became a libertarian by being around conservatives. You realize that there's something distinctly in common between the two groups, the left and the right; the worst part of each of them is the moralizing."

Something About About Myself

Not very many people in this world can say they've heard me lie. I'm almost phobic about it-which is good but, it has a downside. If I answer a question and later realize what I said was not correct I'll have to go back to the person to clarify what I said, no matter how trivial it was. I think sometimes the person believes I meant to lie and that I was brought back to them by a guilty conscience.

My Lawn Tractor

from another life. I miss you most of all. Thanks for the memories.

Tales From Hospital AKA When Will The Nightmare End?

• I slept on a Murphy bed for the first time last night. They have always intrigued me for some reason.
• We're watching a show about the Medieval Age on the History Channel.
• Can you imagine hospitals without cable television?
• Old South Pancake House sounds real good. Their German pancakes are a thing of beauty. Try them with ham or a pork chop.
• Beauty.
• They are showing the presenter of the show herding geese in an orchard. My dad herded turkeys when he was a little boy. He only had a third grade education.
• Catheter just came out. I don't think I have ever had one.
• Morphine just went in.
• Black scrubs have a good professional look without being too hospital-ie.

Stories From The Hospital- A Question

Hospitals seem designed to be confusing to navigate- why? I can't make sense of that. I get why you would want a shopping mall to be difficult to leave and why it would be designed to make you go past every store (somehow) to get to the one you want but why would  a hospital want to be exasperating to navigate?