Zombie Monkies N More

You know me- I'm always down for some Aliens, UFOs and Zombie Monkies!

Friday's Dispatch

• There's a movie being released in June- Dead Snow. Basically some Norwegian snowboarders somehow awaken an army of Nazi Zombies.


• A movie could be great if it had zombies or Nazis.


• But, Nazi Zombies?


• Epic.


• My family is in one of those places- haven't had a lot of deaths until fairly recently, the old folks are well, getting older and of the younger ones we haven't had a lot of untimely deaths. Until recently, it was years since the last funeral I attended.


• That has changed and for a while I believe I better keep a fresh suit ready.


• It's interesting to see people at another persons funeral you had no idea we knew in common.


• Two folks mentioned my sister in law who was recently killed in a car wreck.


• Seven years after her heart transplant.


• She was still in her 30s.


• Independently, they had looked at the contacts on their phones at some point and saw her name- yes, there were tears.


• If you lose someone have a video made set to music with pictures from their life and make a bunch of copies to hand out. They are really easy to make and make all the difference in the world. Most computers will be preloaded with software to make them, you won't even have to buy anything. Also, every funeral home these days is set up to play them- if not use a laptop.

Missives: Special Bonus Edition

Our ride for the zombie apocalypse- you get shotgun

• In the news: "Man bites off end of own penis. Police found him after receiving an anonymous tip"




• If I'm lyin' I'm dying- that's what it said.




• My present patient played golf well into her 80s.




• There's a line to a song that says," Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies- you'll never know just how you look in other peoples eyes." The last part is so true and such a shame sometimes because the world might be a better place if we could every once in a while.




• The singers dad was MR. Peppermint.




• Zombie movies are making a big comeback and I couldn't be happier.




• I'm telling you- you'll be glad to know me when Hell is full and the dead walk the earth and I know exactly what to do.




• I could never have anything to do with a woman who wears open toe shoes and hose.