Friday's Dispatch

• I love sweet stuff but, hardly ever eat regular candy- I like cakes, pies, ice cream and fruits however, I am and have been for days- craving Skittles.
  
• Absolutely, all I can think about, I had dreams about them last night and I'm tempted to leave the house solely to get some if the cravings get any worse. I'm craving them.
  
• A patients family member drunk dialed me the other night and asked me out. It's interesting how she got my number. Before we took over she had been sole caregiver to the patient for months. Her much needed break for the afternoon was to be taking her niece school clothes shopping. Before she left she came to patients room and said,"I guess you have my number on the chart don't you in case you need me? Realizing I didn't know- I checked, "555 555 5555?" I asked after looking. She said," Call me, so I can recognize your number- just in case" About 1:00 am the next morning there was a very mellow, very sultry- very tipsy sounding voice on the other end of the line saying,"Oh my gosh, I'm soooo sorry- I totally purse dialed you. Welllll since you're here. What are you doin'?"
• Craziest loosely associated in home event? The family member who dropped to her knees and walked that way nearly into my knees- literally as in I had to roll the chair back as she came toward me. She then shuffled around in some file cabinets in front of me then while walking away said, " I should have known better than doing that- after my surgery." I politely inquired what kind of surgery- as I think she intended. She stopped and said," I was in a car wreck." and pulled her pants down showing me a scar on her lower back.
• Oh and her entire hiney.