Friday's Dispatch

• I read the royal wedding would have 2 billion viewers. That is incomprehensibly retarded.
• Every site I went to during that time would say the server is busy and my news browser loaded slowly even though my connection was excellent- since I was not looking at a site covering the wedding that is just a coincidence right?
• Tell me the entire world didn't stop for the wedding of those inbred genetic lottery winners and make the whole internets run slow.
  
• imagine your on a bus and a giant bear gets on
  50% WOULD BE FREAKED OUT AND GET OFF
  40% WOULD BE FREAKED OUT BUT STAY ON
  9% WOULD CRY
  IM THE 1% THAT WOULD START SINGING SAVIOR NEXT TO IT.
• Comment from Youtube regarding Rise Against's song Savior. Read everything you want into that song about me- it will be true.
• Oh, but not the video itself- I'm not down with furry action.