Saturday's Summary

• I unintentionally wrote Zacs name as Zak on a post and didn't catch it until after I posted it.
• Very weird feeling when I read it.
• Zac is getting his first haircut soon. He is sO0oooo getting a mullet. I mean a one for the ages mullet.
• I've seen three women in as many weeks with a Kate Gosselin hairdo. Good grief.
• PS Jon or whatever your name is (was) I could have told you that marriage was kaput.
• The minute I saw the wifey showing showing off her toned, tanned, bikini wearing body and splashing around on some beach.
• No woman ever lost an ounce of weight, spent a minute in a gym or a tanning bed for her present man.
• File this one under if I'm lyin' I'm dyin'. I heated a cup of coffee in the microwave while putting this post together. I noticed an ant in the oven when I opened the door and thought I'd just clean its irradiated corpse out when my delicious warm beverage was ready. However, that was not to be as it lived through one minute on high setting and in fact fell off the side of my cup somewhere between the kitchen and my desk where I intended to take its picture on same for posterity.
• It's out there in the no mans land between the kitchen and my bedroom morphing and mutating...
• Got to stop drinking so much coffee and watching bad sci-fi when work messes my sleep schedule up.
• Heated came out eated the first time.
• "I eated"
• Doi
• People often ask,"How do I know whether to spell out numbers or just use the numeral?"
• Spell out single-digit whole numbers. Use numerals for numbers greater than nine. Examples: I need one hole in the head. I want 10 girlfriends.
• Regardless, be consistent throughout with the pattern you've chosen.
• True story. Was fondly recalling a trip to San Antonio I took with a woman- specifically being the last and only two people on the riverboat ride on which the guy made an extra lap and for which he did not even charge me and was about halfway through reminiscing when I saw the murderous- absolutely straight up, put a small caliber bullet in your brain and dump the corpse in a shallow grave- murder and never think twice about it look in her eye- and then, I realised she wasn't the woman I was with!
• D'oh!
• I thought I was going to choke on my tongue. I mean literally- it seemed to swell up, the room got smaller, definitely hotter and started spinning.
• No, that relationship didn't last much longer.
• We live and learn- right?
• Or don't.