Friday Dispatch

• My oldest got suspended from school for a day for igniting a can of body spray and waving it around the locker room like a flamethrower. My initial reaction?





• Awesome!





• Then I realized I'm The Man now and that was not the proper response; next thought?





• Cool!





• There were 13 ducks on the pond this morning.




• R Lee Ermys show Mail Call is on Hulu now.




• Oorah!




• Watched part of Support Your Local Gunfighter last night- still very funny and a reminder of simpler times.




• When I attempted to put gunfighter in the label box it came out gnufighter.