Wednesday's Digressions

• Michelle Bachmann needs to realize she doesn't stand a chance and bow out gracefully before she allows herself to made a forevermore laughing stock.




• I saw a news clip where the topic of discussion was the suggestive nature in which she was eating a corn dog. Man- there is no non suggestive way to eat a corn dog if people are looking that hard to gig you on something.




• I've recently been watching more cable televising than normal. They still produce shows about UFOs and alien technology being used to build the pyramids and other structures here on earth.




• Nonsense.




• One goob said to the effect, they had sciences and technologies that we could not even imagine today.




• Ridiculous.




• One guy was termed an, independent Egyptologist. Pfht. He should have called gooberhead who spends way too much time on conspiracy theory chat rooms and sites.




• There's a show titled 50 documentaries To see Before You Die. Commercials beat me down too much to try and sit through a program like that which is kind of slow paced anyway, so I've tried to catch some of it here and there. Inevitably, I'm catching the same parts over and over.




• Most infomercials make me feel, sad, mad or ashamed to be a sentient being.




• Shh- 3000 Miles To Graceland is on.




• Now, that's what I call entertainment.