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- On the way to work yesterday morning after my flat tire experience it was 47 degrees, I had the sunroof open, this was on the radio and I was driving a little too fast. It felt good.
- How could I ever hate you baby? I'm sorry. What can I do to make it up to you- a nice foam bath and Armor All your tires? I cooed as I rubbed her steering wheel.
- At the homeless shelters I sometimes screen I've noticed if the weathers hot the clients are way more likely to be in a bad mood. If it's cold they're more subdued and compliant.
- My nursing buddy looks really cool in funky hats, but rarely wears them. Another acquaintance looks like a tool under a hat and wears them every day.
- An acquaintance drives a car with out of state plates, no inspection, no insurance and no registration and has done so for years. How do you get away with that?
- A vote for Clint Webb is a vote for truth, justice and the American way.