Just Saturday

• I've been having the lamest dreams- shaving my head, paying bills, sleeping...



• As interesting as the ISS may be, when it crosses my mind I always think- the Earth after solving all her other problems decides to put a 100 billion dollar gerbil habitat into low Earth orbit.



• The second e in interesting continues to elude me on the first try.



• The Cordon Bleu sammich from Denny's is pretty OK.



• Unless it is eating, the corey cat shoves it's head into the same corner of the log it hides under in the aquarium- in the same exact position every time and doesn't move an inch.



• It seems rare to me to find a woman who likes milk. If true, is it a reaction to people pushing them to drink it from an early age?



• I have never bought anything off E-Bay.



• An Army buddy bought a remote control airplane off E Bay for the opening bid of 99 cents. We started it up and watched it slam into the side of the barracks and come apart in 4 or 5 pieces.



• ...I can't feel anything, but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.