Friday's Dispatch

• I don't get annoyed a lot, but if I wake up early and forget to turn my alarm off it annoys me when it goes off.



• Jedi mind trick: if I'm in a setting where there's a lot of different personalities and the treatment of people in the setting seems to be driven by same I might hint at something I dislike to certain people- something that doesn't bother me at all. For that thing I know every catchy comeback and slam in the world- when they decide to try and embarrass me with it.



• At a homeless shelter I work at sometimes doing screenings a woman came in with water splashed on her face and tears running out of her eyes. It became apparent why when she passed by- she'd been pepper sprayed.



• Thank you God, genetics and luck.



• I have a bad habit of not drinking enough water at work.



• 50 Secrets Nurses Won't Tell You- the cover title to an article in Readers Digest. I haven't read it yet.



• On candystripe legs the spiderman comes softly through the shadow of the evening sun.