Wednesday's Digressions

The masters of hammockry

• Women are like rivers- they meander without purpose. They flood their banks out of control and without reason and cause destruction. Men we're like like lakes. We have depth... I glanced over at the guy he was abusing with his retarded diatribe and he looked at me as if to say, If you had a soul and a gun you would shoot one of us in the head- and at this point I don't care which one you choose. I snickered and kept walking.
• The previous bullet is from the, Overheard at Scarborough 2014 file.
• There were passable (but expensive) gyros to be had there.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• That place makes a literal fortune. I busted a 100 dollar bill in the butt within 2 hours and my eldest used some of her own money and I was trying to keep spending low.
• There is a guy who is always there whose character is way more gay looking than he ever intended or would admit,
• No, I'm not being rude and using the term gay to mean lame- I just mean he looked super gay- like a gay superhero and there is no way that was his intention.
  
• The birds of prey show continues to inspire me like few things in this ole world. The director always calls a young person up, gives them a call to duty and a medallion and sends them on their way to change the world or whatever. Sunday 05/18/2014 his young charge nearly fell out from the heat and nerves- she was white as a sheet.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Saxon Moon was great- trancelike music that I could listen to for hours. I don't know how legit it is to the time period but it is really, really good.
• Barring being out of the park completely our parking spot nearly could not have been further from the entrance.
• After we left we stopped for drinks at the Sonic. There was a kid behind us in line who was furiously smoking dope all the way to the pick up window. I tried to get it on video but haven't checked yet to see how it worked.
• There have been cars from 5 different states in the parking lot over my last 2 visits.
• It occurred to me as we watched the belly dance show that one of the dancers is a stripper in another life. I don't know where that idea came from and I may be wrong but  wouldn't be shocked to learn it is true.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Funnel cake was on the menu for the first time in my life. Well, to be more correct I tried for the first time as I recall- I may have tried it before.
• Verdict: it is all that is right and horribly wrong with America- and it may have come from somewhere else.