Mondays Missives

• Is it just me or does it seem like when you see a family portrait of American Mormons they're very often blond haired and blue eyed?


• I thoroughly enjoy the show Bones but, question why they think they have to make the genius scientist who can't relate to people seem nearly retarded to get the point across.


• If you had told me the gist of the series and read me a description of the cast of characters I would have bet the bosse(s) would be black.


• I can make a pretty decent pizza.


• Two words: Feta Cheese


• I haven't watched a single episode of X Files since Mulder got killed (or whatever) off the show.


• 100 years ago who would have guessed the mixture of caramel color,corn syrup carbonated water and various flavorings would be a multi billion dollar business?


• Yes, I'm drinking a Dr. Pepper as I write this.


• The choice of white trash everywhere.


• I've never made a loaf of bread.


• The people who sell products like Enzyte should be ashamed. It is impossible for that and similar products to work as intended and this will never change.


• Any product that preys on human pain and feelings of inadequacy and is known to absolutely not work as advertised bothers me and I would like to see more done to shut the same down.


• Protecting the public from such is one of the things in my opinion government can and should do well.