Monday's Missives

• In 1981Catcher In The Rye was both the most banned book in US schools and the second most widely taught. Let that sink in; that is some next level, mind blowin' stuff right there folks. I mean really, there is some psychosis at work in how that book was/is viewed in this country.
• Another one of those things that would blow your mind if you knew me: I have never read that book- although it is on my list.
• Toe, boob and butt: Three places I kissed on three different women before smooching their faces. Why? Mostly because I thought it would be funny but also maybe just so I could add that factoid to my story.
• Deep in the night (today is 07/18/2016) I watched Midnight In Paris. It is a good to very good movie in the way that not a lot of just good movies are made these days. There was not one single explosion or gunshot- just a good, well told story.
• My breakfast sammie place may be in trouble. They are not open on the weekends at all now and routinely open later than their posted hours during the week.
• Today is 07/27/2016. Work- I do not wanna.
• Dinner last night (07/28/2016) was at The Bearded Lady in Funkytown. When we were ready to leave I didn't see my server so I called over another whom I knew to ask her to get my server to bring us the check. She asked, Who is your server? Um, I don't know her name. What did she look like? Um, lots of tattoos. That is all of us. she said. Oh. Uh, face piercings... before I could finish she pointed to her own face. Real short shorts... she just glared at me like I was a crazy person. Oh, uh- real red lipstick! I blurted as I finally remembered a legit, discriminating feature to my server.  Oh that is ________ I'll ask her to take care of you.
• The youngest person to serve in the US military during World War II.

Mondays Missives

• Is it just me or does it seem like when you see a family portrait of American Mormons they're very often blond haired and blue eyed?


• I thoroughly enjoy the show Bones but, question why they think they have to make the genius scientist who can't relate to people seem nearly retarded to get the point across.


• If you had told me the gist of the series and read me a description of the cast of characters I would have bet the bosse(s) would be black.


• I can make a pretty decent pizza.


• Two words: Feta Cheese


• I haven't watched a single episode of X Files since Mulder got killed (or whatever) off the show.


• 100 years ago who would have guessed the mixture of caramel color,corn syrup carbonated water and various flavorings would be a multi billion dollar business?


• Yes, I'm drinking a Dr. Pepper as I write this.


• The choice of white trash everywhere.


• I've never made a loaf of bread.


• The people who sell products like Enzyte should be ashamed. It is impossible for that and similar products to work as intended and this will never change.


• Any product that preys on human pain and feelings of inadequacy and is known to absolutely not work as advertised bothers me and I would like to see more done to shut the same down.


• Protecting the public from such is one of the things in my opinion government can and should do well.