I know I've told this one before, but it's still kind of funny: when I would get ready to leave for a shift with my last job I would habitually spray my scrubs with a Febreeze type product which was always setting on the corner of a dresser. One night out of force of habit I picked up a can of Glade Relaxing Moments Water Blossoms air freshener which somehow appeared there and hosed myself down with it. Everybody I would go anywhere near for the next 12 hours would inhale deeply when they got near me and say,"Oh my gosh- you smell great, what is that?" "Uhm, I don't know- something I picked up off my dresser..."
Water Blossoms- good grief.
You should kiss me now. You should kiss me deeply and passionately and never stop.
That's what she said. Isn't that great? Well, except for that last part. That kind of freaked me out a little.
I love my job. Really, it's the job that makes me sad for every person who works a job they hate.
My blood pressure is starting to run a little high- not stroke zone high, but too high for my age and lifestyle (modifiable) risk factors.
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