Excerpt From Recent Encounter With Schizophrenic Homeless Person

... so I was here for four months. I didn't know Texas was so segregated and racist- did you? I started being persecuted by the kitty kitty kitty club in ___________. Did you know they were there? You know what I mean by the kitty kitty kitty club don't you? Well, they were persecuting me. Me and my common law wife hid in the bushes while they ransacked the house.  So I called the police who referred my case to the FBI who recommended I put all my evidence together and present it to Washington DC- so I did. Washington has taken an interest in my case and are watching my file closely....


There is never a dull moment.