Wednesday's Digressions

• I've never eaten a Peeps.





• Is that Peep?





• Regardless, that's unlikely to change.





• Weird: my niece asked me about my love life at Easter.





• Weirder: my other niece showed me her suture lines from her breast augmentation.





• Not as creepy as it sounds- they go from the underarms nowadays.





• How the subject came up? "Hey Kevin, did you know _______ got new boobies?"





• One of my nieces made desserts of Peeps on stacks of pretzels covered in chocolate to resemble a nest.





• Cool, but I still did not eat one.





• Desert or dessert in a sentence? Remember- you want to eat two desserts.





• When the wet weather was moving in recently I literally had trouble getting around my joints were so painful.





• It's rough getting old and with my genetics, lifestyle and otherwise good health I'm likely to live a very long time.





• Groan.





• Silverchair- Shade. When these guys first made it big they were teenagers. As I recall the lead singer was literally 15.