Friday's Dispatch

• If you see a white woman who is really to old to have hickeys on her neck, but her neck is covered with them, there's essentially a 100% chance her boyfriend/hubby/significant other is a much younger Hispanic guy.






• Zac is contentedly playing with a jar of buttons that were my moms and a jar of marbles that were mine as a boy- simple pleasures.






• He refers to the state park as the United States Park.






• A friend works at our breakfast place. She fairly often takes a break and eats with us. This has prompted him to invite waitresses at other places to sit and eat with us.






• We may finally have a winter.






• If I was fabulously wealthy I'd: own a ridiculous number of pairs of custom cowboy boots.






• Float On