What would you done? Would have tossed him into the boiling cauldron of death or fed him to the cat? You would?! What kind of monster are you?! I took him to a beaver pond I know where there are few or even no fish to eat him and there is plenty of cover from great blue herons. He will live out the remainder of his days there in quiet retirement.
Thursday, July 6, 2017
Found This Little Guy In The Bottom Of The Demudding Kiddie Pool After We Boiled 60 Pounds Of His Buddies
What would you done? Would have tossed him into the boiling cauldron of death or fed him to the cat? You would?! What kind of monster are you?! I took him to a beaver pond I know where there are few or even no fish to eat him and there is plenty of cover from great blue herons. He will live out the remainder of his days there in quiet retirement.
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Near the end of his days, he will recount this episode to his grand-crays - assuming he meets a Ms. Crayfish - sitting upon his knees gnarled with arthropodis, and tell them how he fought and clawed his way to a better life in this world.
Lulz. Ha. Thanks Din.
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Din?! Don...
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