Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre "Tim Lieder's anthology is an entertaining trip into the Outer Limits of the Twilight Zone. It is a place where a War Against Clowns is violently waged, a magician is taught magic by a scottish crab, a pretty lycanthrope unleashes her wild side in a London club, and a not so imaginary friend helps a shy young man get the girl. Sadly, there are no cannibal teddy bears to be found in any of the stories. Maybe in the next anthology." 2leep
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Frankly, I am relieved that no cannibal Teddy Bears can be found.
It took many years for me to develop a mistrust of clowns. As I had no problem with clowns as a child, my concerns have developed slowly and to a mild level. Thus, the thought of a violently waged war against clowns is not all that disconcerting.
Cannibalistic Teddy Bears however, is a concept that I should not attempt to wrap my fragile mind around.
I'm just sayin'.
Uh, like, what is that on the bear's frontal area?
It looks like a beehive, sorta.
I know my thinking's not always entirely linear, but, um, I'm getting a mental image of Samberg and Timberlake Bear doing the bear dance, singing about something in a hive.
Which sounds like it would be painful.
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