A Conversation From Last Night

That's one preverted cat.

Me: Hey what are you doin"?

She: Nothin'

Me: You OK?

She: Yes

Me: You don't sound like it.

She: Nothing but crickets...

Me: Want some company?

She: No I'm going out with some friends.
ME: Oh, OK- cool.
She: Do I have to check in and get your permission?

Me: Uh, what, wait- no, where did that come from? Hope you have fun!
She: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Um, I. hope. you. have. fun?
And with that and without another word she turned and walked away.


The End