Monday, December 21, 2009

Monday's Missives




    You're welcome- sorry, simply couldn't resist.



  • The military has been developing a new bomb called MOP for Massive Ordnance Penetrator. It has an explosive warhead weighing 5300 pounds and is designed to penetrate deep, reinforced facilities. The Pentagon is really pushing to have it ready by 2010 August.



  • I predict an explodey September 2010 for someone.



  • Jay Leno has built a jet car he calls the EcoJet. It runs on non food source biofuel and burns 9 gallons of fuel per hour at idle. It has a turbine engine which is the same as the USCG Dolphin helicopter, an adapted transmission from a C5 Corvette and is geared to go 250 mph.



  • I knew a woman once who got drunk and somehow ended up running over her own head when she fell out of her car.



  • Wasn't there a starlet from back in the day known for wearing long, flowing scarves who was killed when one of them got caught in one of the back wheels of a convertible and she got drug out of the car?

  • Or, am I making that one up?


  • Still think Holes bass player has the hots for me and I still don't think anyone who has actually listened to any of their music could hate it- Ladies and gentlemen- Courtney Love and Hole performing Malibu.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

From MSN dictionary: ordinance or ordnance? Do not confuse the spelling of ordinance and ordnance, which sound similar. An ordinance is a law or rule, or part of a religious ceremony. Ordnance denotes military weapons, or the department responsible for them.

Sorry, couldn't resist...

- Your fake high school English teacher

el chupacabra said...

Thanks Ms. Rochelle- I stand corrected.

Anonymous said...

Isadora Duncan was killed by her flowing scarf. She was a dancer.

Brown Eyed Girl

Gia's Spot said...

Interesting video, still think Courtney Love looks like a crack whore..... but the bass player, yeah, I could see she has the hots for you, Chup!! As for your "teacher" correcting your use of ordnance, I actually think in the case you are referring, you could use either! It would be a "religious ceremony" to see certain areas go Boom!!
Merry Christmas!
Gia