More Stories From The Waiting Room

• I have been getting weird grins and winks from passers by. It took a while but it finally registered- I am watching a hot pink Victoria's Secret bag and the elderly lady next to me is knitting a blue and pink blanket as we sit dangerously close to a labor and delivery waiting room. Good grief- they think I'm waiting on a baby.
• If true... crap, I have nothing clever to say. I got nothin'. Man, if I were having a baby I would be nearly 70 by the time he started college. 
• If I lived that long.
• The guy sitting 11 inches away from me is waiting to go in and see his brand new twin boys.
• Boy they have one blended family.
• He is happy and seems really nice.
• The husband of the lady next to me is named Adam. She has twins and doesn't want anymore children. Also, Seth was humongous and had a lot of dark hair.
• My back hurts.
•  There is a show about gangs on Spike. It is heinous.
• A mob of people just screamed out and clapped when their person here for a baby delivered.
• It is a girl evidentally.
• Good luck little one and welcome to the world. I'm sorry we screwed it up so hard for you.