Numerology

7 Computers owned in my life

1 Boat owned

0 times it was in the water- long story

1 Boat totalled in my life- longer story

? Times I've been shot at

10 Coats I own. I think that's right. Anyway- I like coats.

300 Approximate DVDs owned.

10 Of those at least I've never watched any part.

256 Posts as of 07/18/2014 scheduled to publish

3 Ford trucks I've owned

1 Camaro

I Had a Girlfriend Once...

 

 

 

 

Who was a catalog model for Dillards and Neiman Marcus.

• Last night (today is 07/30/2016) in my dreams my feet hurt as I walked. Yeah I know- That is pretty lame Kev... My point to that though is I do not normally hurt in my dreams even when shot or in a wreck or whatever. This was excruciating and real.
• OK and lame.
• Today we are heading north to the Chickasaw Nation Cultural Center.
• I literally love Oklahoma and New Mexico.
• A married and pretty friendly un American aquaintence asked me to come to her home for a birthday party while her hubby was out of town (back in their home country to be exact)- a verbal invitation which she concluded by offering me the couch- If you want to stay and all. I almost went. It was a festival time for her people and her brothers were going to kill a goat and cook out but in the end I didnt go.
• I am an oak.
• People say the best way to die would to be surrounded by your children and grandchildren and slip away as everyone says goodbye. That is lame to the Kevmeister. Others say it would be best to die in your sleep. That is literally horrifying- it just reminds me I could go to sleep now- and never wake up. I'll take my death at about 96 years of age please and I will thank you to have it served up by my 25 year old girlfriends jealous husband.

Funny Craigslist Ad

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2001 Ford mustang gt odometer: 91000title : rebuilt

I have a 2001 ford mustang gt
Car has a 4.6 with a 5 speed transmission
3.73 gears
Flowmaster dumped exhaust
Car is satin black
91-xxx miles
All murdered out from headlights to the wheels
Car is a bad mutha****er
Car does have a rebuilt title due to the whole car being vandalized. A good lesson on not to cheat on your gf
Hint why the car was painted satin black
Car is mechanically sound

Only issue is with convertible top. The switch is out. I just don't have the time any more to mess wit

Monday's Missives

• Someone once thought they had to tell me about seeing an ex with somebody new. They said, He looks just like you except a little chubbier and younger. I later saw the dude. Yeah he looked like me- in a way that he was a middle-aged bald white dude who wore glasses. Recently though, I saw a former interest with her new dude at the outdoor seating area of a restaurant. The similarity between he and I was so striking- I actually had to depart from the scene before I was forced to come face-to-face with him. It would have been too much- for both of us. Honestly, there was a chance I had accidentally crossed a line in the space-time continuim and intruded into one of my alternate parallel universes.
• It rained all night last night.
• Somebody recently tried to bait me into admitting weed use. I don't know if it was random or if they thought they were acting on a hunch.
• There is a man sitting across from me in my breakfast place in Weatherford who vaguely reminds me of Judge Holloway. He is talking about using a TV tray.
• My best friend and I could not be more different in the ways we differ or more alike in the ways we are similar.  
• As a kid I never would have guessed that as an adult I would spend so much time being tired.
• If you are ridiculously rich- say you won a hundred million dollars in a lottery what is the most ridiculous thing you would own? For me without hesitation, I would say- A gold-plated helicopter.
• What's the dumbest thing you've done in a while? For me it was wearing well insulated waterproof boots on a hiking trip to Big Bend in June. I actually meant to pick up my other boots which were lying not too far away from the door before I left. Somehow I forgot them. I thought I would just stop and buy some more. I tried two different stores and couldn't find anything that fit or was right. Sometimes when we would be on the trail it felt like my feet were on fire.

I Don't Know What Your

problem is but, I bet it's hard to pronounce

The Warrior Spirit

Of every one hundred men in battle, ten should not even be there. Eighty, are nothing but targets. Nine are the real fighters, we are lucky to have them since they make the battle. Ah, but the one—one is the Warrior—and he brings the others home.
—Heracletus, 500 BC (likely apocryphal)