Bobs Nameplate

When my eldest was little at church camp he was  asked his name. He replied, Bob. It stuck and followed him through years of annual participation.

Monday's Missives

• Recently, after she used a few key words and phrases; I pictured a server at a cafe drinking beer from a Solo cup while standing in a cow pasture swinging her string top over head while screaming, Yeeeehawww!
• Although I don't know exactly where that thought came from- I bet it has happened.
• This morning at a traffic light I saw a woman in scrubs picking her teeth with her ridiculously long purple nails. Then she oddly ran the first 2 fingers of her right hand in and out of her mouth. She then poured a bottle of cough syrup into a soda and then turned down into the hospital district.
• Yesterday I read a story about a person who killed themselves. People kept coming back to the idea she had sooo much to live for, she seemed happy etc. The article showed multiple pics of the person. She was one of saddest looking people I have ever seen. She was carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders and her family and friends obviously could not see that.
• Today 09/06/2018 I bumped into an old friendly aquaintence.  She had put back on a couple of pounds after a misguided period of being way too scrawny. She looked amazing. The first thing I did? Checked out her new and improved cleavage. She saw it and looked disappointed. I was ashamed.
• This morning 9/7/2018 I awoke from from a dream related to a great time in my life. When I was young I worked building and repairing water control structures- dams and levees. I was offered a job building a new lake near Winters TX. Coincidentally, a family member was selling a conversion van. I lived in the van right on the job site which was situated on a large ranch. It may seem weird but it was one of the best times I've ever had in my life. I hung with my friends, operated heavy equipment and got paid well to not have a care in the world. I even ran free electricity off the dog house (storage building) for a fan and TV.
• Interesting PS: since the feds were paying there was a minimum scale we were supposed to be paid. Being as we were severely underpaid before the start of that job- we all got a big jump in pay. I don't recall for sure but I kinda think it must have been at least a couple of bucks an hour more.
• It has never occurred to me to lick my fingers while thumbing through the pages of a book or other paperwork.
• No- I have never even tested the water and gave it a try once.

Numerology

7 Computers owned in my life

1 Boat owned

0 times it was in the water- long story

1 Boat totalled in my life- longer story

? Times I've been shot at

10 Coats I own. I think that's right. Anyway- I like coats.

300 Approximate DVDs owned.

10 Of those at least I've never watched any part.

256 Posts as of 07/18/2014 scheduled to publish

3 Ford trucks I've owned

1 Camaro

I Had a Girlfriend Once...

 

 

 

 

Who was a catalog model for Dillards and Neiman Marcus.

• Last night (today is 07/30/2016) in my dreams my feet hurt as I walked. Yeah I know- That is pretty lame Kev... My point to that though is I do not normally hurt in my dreams even when shot or in a wreck or whatever. This was excruciating and real.
• OK and lame.
• Today we are heading north to the Chickasaw Nation Cultural Center.
• I literally love Oklahoma and New Mexico.
• A married and pretty friendly un American aquaintence asked me to come to her home for a birthday party while her hubby was out of town (back in their home country to be exact)- a verbal invitation which she concluded by offering me the couch- If you want to stay and all. I almost went. It was a festival time for her people and her brothers were going to kill a goat and cook out but in the end I didnt go.
• I am an oak.
• People say the best way to die would to be surrounded by your children and grandchildren and slip away as everyone says goodbye. That is lame to the Kevmeister. Others say it would be best to die in your sleep. That is literally horrifying- it just reminds me I could go to sleep now- and never wake up. I'll take my death at about 96 years of age please and I will thank you to have it served up by my 25 year old girlfriends jealous husband.

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2001 Ford mustang gt odometer: 91000title : rebuilt

I have a 2001 ford mustang gt
Car has a 4.6 with a 5 speed transmission
3.73 gears
Flowmaster dumped exhaust
Car is satin black
91-xxx miles
All murdered out from headlights to the wheels
Car is a bad mutha****er
Car does have a rebuilt title due to the whole car being vandalized. A good lesson on not to cheat on your gf
Hint why the car was painted satin black
Car is mechanically sound

Only issue is with convertible top. The switch is out. I just don't have the time any more to mess wit

Monday's Missives

• Someone once thought they had to tell me about seeing an ex with somebody new. They said, He looks just like you except a little chubbier and younger. I later saw the dude. Yeah he looked like me- in a way that he was a middle-aged bald white dude who wore glasses. Recently though, I saw a former interest with her new dude at the outdoor seating area of a restaurant. The similarity between he and I was so striking- I actually had to depart from the scene before I was forced to come face-to-face with him. It would have been too much- for both of us. Honestly, there was a chance I had accidentally crossed a line in the space-time continuim and intruded into one of my alternate parallel universes.
• It rained all night last night.
• Somebody recently tried to bait me into admitting weed use. I don't know if it was random or if they thought they were acting on a hunch.
• There is a man sitting across from me in my breakfast place in Weatherford who vaguely reminds me of Judge Holloway. He is talking about using a TV tray.
• My best friend and I could not be more different in the ways we differ or more alike in the ways we are similar.  
• As a kid I never would have guessed that as an adult I would spend so much time being tired.
• If you are ridiculously rich- say you won a hundred million dollars in a lottery what is the most ridiculous thing you would own? For me without hesitation, I would say- A gold-plated helicopter.
• What's the dumbest thing you've done in a while? For me it was wearing well insulated waterproof boots on a hiking trip to Big Bend in June. I actually meant to pick up my other boots which were lying not too far away from the door before I left. Somehow I forgot them. I thought I would just stop and buy some more. I tried two different stores and couldn't find anything that fit or was right. Sometimes when we would be on the trail it felt like my feet were on fire.