Yesterday (today is 05/10/2017) I ate at Papa Chang's on 8th and Pennsylvania in Fort Worth. It was foul- literally nasty.

Quotable Notable

All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.-- T. E. Lawrence

I am about 18 minutes into the horror movie Pitchfork and I am already about to jump out the window and end it all.

Update: I am still alive and in fact did not jump out the window at all but holy smokes- that was a bad movie.

Deep Thought

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”

May The Fourth...

be with you...

What A Long Week- And It Is Only Tuesday It Is Enough To Make You

Drop your clothes on the floor and dive into bed naked before 8 o'clock.

So that is what I have done.

Monday's Missives

• What if I told you that when you see a sign that says, "2 left lanes of I30 eastbound closed due to incident" you should begin immediately manuvering to the far right lane and if I further told you that you should leave a couple of car lengths between you and the car in front of you and if you did these things we would all get where we are going much more quickly and safely- would that blow your mind?!
• The third season of Game Of Thrones is epic and everybody tells me it only gets better.
• Update: I have now started season 4- awesome.
• Between my copays and the actual monthly cost of my health insurance I cannot afford to see a doctor- that is amazingly psychotic.
• OK to be more correct- I can afford to see the doctor but if he orders a study or test I cannot afford that (and we can safely presume that is intentional).
• This morning (today is 03/01/2017) I heard a person on NPR mispronounce preventive as preventatatative. He also began his response to a question by saying, Duhh... He sounded sleepy or high.
• President Trumps is surrounding himself with hawks and intends to increase military spending. This should end well...
• Last night I ate an entire bag of beef jerky.
• At work recently after pestering me to get a phone a co worker finished her argument with, Besides we are all you've got. We have to be able to to keep in touch with you!
• I am not sure whether that was super reassuring or massively pathetic.
• There are refugee people whom as a group it is often difficult to tell how old they are. A woman could be 19 and look 40 or be 85 and look 30.