Quotable Notable

"It's a sad day when a man changes his oil with a credit card instead of a wrench"

Over Or Under You Ask?

Don't be a savage.

Starwatching Party 10/10/2015 An After Action Report

• Saturn is probably my most favorite planet to view. We could see two moons and it's rings plain as day.
• Zac won an astronomy book as a door prize. 
• There was a group of black people there from some organization for kids and as is common to them they referred to adults as Miss ___________ or if a male, Mr. ___________. There was  a guy in the group named Ed and it delighted me to no end to hear them talk about or to him.
• There were easily a hundred people there.
• I want a telescope.
• An old female acquaintance materialized behind me and came and gave me a hug and chatted. I had been wondering about her. She is still beautiful in spite of having a bad hip and a bit of a mom bod. Well,  make that a grandma bod. She is a few years younger than me and has 3 grandchildren and another on the way. Yikes.
• Her new husband initially gave me the stink eye but he got over it and seemed glad to have met me when we parted ways.
• David the park interpreter is a great guy whose enthusiasm is infectious.

Words Of Wisdom From el chupacabra #786

Ladies: if a guy talks incessantly about a woman at work and hardly mentions any others you should pay attention; he may be up to no good but most likely she is just a buddy and he freely talks about her because he has nothing to feel  guilty about.

Gentlemen: if the woman your in love of drones on about multiple people at work as you dutifully and patiently listen and then out of the blue you discover there is a dude she works with she has never mentioned be advised- said dude is drilling her brains out in the parking garage.

The preceding is literal gold that you can take to the bank.

There Is Sketchy And Then There Is

living in an abandoned pron store sketchy.

War Stories We All Have 'em. This Young Mans Are True

I Smell A Rat

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