tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post3250448484175032281..comments2023-10-31T04:58:26.353-05:00Comments on blogadelphia: Wednesday's Digressionsel chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-84253962419281317782014-10-16T22:47:27.310-05:002014-10-16T22:47:27.310-05:00Would you categorize your playing style as: Stevie...Would you categorize your playing style as: Stevie Wonder, Dylan-esque, or Neil Young?<br /><br />Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:<br /><br />I'm guessing the equine affairs raised a few eyebrows...with the <i>neigh</i>-bors.<br /><br />Just like Christian August, he told his daughter, "Yekaterina, if you ever want to be <i>great</i>, you need to follow in the footsteps of dear old dad."<br /><br />Night<i>mares</i> on Mane Street?<br /><br />"Honey, I'm gonna buy a new Philco TV for the barn so I can watch the Phillies play..."<br /><br />"Dear, why don't you wear your <i>halter</i> top and <i>stirrup</i> pants to the Elks Club tonight?"<br /><br />A recent <i>Gallop</i> poll revealed that 14.7% of adult males had had fantasies about horses.<br /><br />"We will not discriminate against you based on who you choose to love, what species you choose to love, or how fast they can run the 5/4 mile." - DF line included by every (D) candidate at the 2016 DNC.<br /><br />"Sweetheart, what do you think about that lovely house in the Ross Downs neighborhood?"<br /><br />Life is just a merry-go-round. Sort of.<br />an Donalbanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418506325893352676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-9793800833738070242014-10-16T06:05:22.493-05:002014-10-16T06:05:22.493-05:00Ha, good stuff Don.
I hear you on the tent but I&...Ha, good stuff Don.<br /><br />I hear you on the tent but I'm tellin' ya homes if you're in the market it cannot be beat in a pound for pound dollar for dollar way.<br /><br />It will not only last the rest of your life, it will serve you without any snagged zips, broken poles or leaks etc. for that time. <br /><br />I'll stop gushing for now.el chupacabrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-11118546276533376732014-10-15T21:48:57.104-05:002014-10-15T21:48:57.104-05:00Regarding the guy's dad - his name was Ed, but...Regarding the guy's dad - his name was Ed, but he always preferred using the honorific before it.<br /><br />Arnold Ziffel was always very wary of that guy - apparently Green Acres <i>wasn't</i> the place to be.<br /><br />"It's younger horses, faster money, older women, and more whisky" - what the guy thought Tom T. meant...<br /><br />"I was running to get away from that guy" - Ruffian's epitaph<br /><br />On his next marriage, the guy splurged on the honeymoon and upgraded to the double bridle suite.<br /><br />But you can bet Elsie was sure relieved when the guy traded in his Maverick for a Pinto. <br /><br />It's the stuff of night...mares.<br /><br />Shifting gears...<br /><br />Hey, I like the Eureka tent, but dang, that thing costs almost as much as my first car...<br /><br />an Donalbanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418506325893352676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-49021972456864694792014-10-15T12:20:51.364-05:002014-10-15T12:20:51.364-05:00Ha, yeah no doubt. I thought about that the same d...Ha, yeah no doubt. I thought about that the same day- but I thought it would be awesome- the milky eye and all.<br /><br />Too cool.<br /><br />Also, of course I did not hold him up and desecrate his corpse by moving his lower lip up and down making him a ventriloquist dummy causing him thank to her for saving him and then chase her around the shore while she screamed her head off...<br /> <br />No wait, I'm sorry, imagine my embarrassment. That is totally what I did.el chupacabrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-39806575919878902882014-10-15T08:19:40.854-05:002014-10-15T08:19:40.854-05:00I sure hope it's dead. The image of it swimmin...I sure hope it's dead. The image of it swimming around in that condition is the stuff of nightmares. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.com