Our ride for the zombie apocalypse- you get shotgun
- In the news: "Man bites off end of own penis. Police found him after receiving an anonymous tip"
- If I'm lyin' I'm dying- that's what it said.
- My present patient played golf well into her 80s.
- There's a line to a song that says," Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies- you'll never know just how you look in other peoples eyes." The last part is so true and such a shame sometimes because the world might be a better place if we could every once in a while.
- The singers dad was MR. Peppermint.
- Zombie movies are making a big comeback and I couldn't be happier.
- I'm telling you- you'll be glad to know me when Hell is full and the dead walk the earth and I know exactly what to do.
- I could never have anything to do with a woman who wears open toe shoes and hose.
I call shotgun!!!
ReplyDeleteOk, I could do with a zombie protector LOL.... is that like a pantie liner?
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Accomplice- good could use the experience!
ReplyDeleteMarmi- I'm getting ready for work. Will probbably be escorted out by security after I burst out laughing for the 10th time thinking about that one!
An instant classic!!
I aint right am I lmfao........ dam my mind..
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THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS -- but me thought he was the drummer, reckon drummers can sing too.
ReplyDeleteSidenote: my word verification I am thrown is TWITRAG -- are you behind this?
Sharkie- Twitrag?! Ha, no not my idea- didn't even remember setting word verification to the comments.
ReplyDeleteAs I recall (literally as in I could be wrong) Gibby Haynes wrote AND sang Pepper however did not play the drums.
It's from ELECTRICLARRYLAND one of my fave album titles.
I was just throwing it out there - I really don't know. Me kids who are in there 20's listened to about everything, which means I had to listen to about everything.As I always told them, if the band is that good , they will have more than 3 albums(throw back word - I know) and last longer than 5 yrs.
ReplyDeleteBut then I could be wrong